31 January 2009

am i hot or not?

the hotness of chili sauce is measured in schofield units on the schofield scale, named after its creator the camp and eerily silver-coiffed children’s TV presenter phillip schofield.

schofield invented the schofield scale while flying through mid-air and emitting a very girlie sounding squeak noise after being rugby tackled by les carter, guitarist of the popular beat group carter USM on a live television broadcast of the 1991 smash hits music awards.



the schofield scale ranges from 15000 000 schofield units for pure capsaicum [the active ingredient in chili peppers] down through 1000 000 schofield units for naga jolokia [the hottest chili pepper in the world], right down to zero for substances with no discernible hotness at all; such as water, digestive biscuits and doritos extreme chilli heatwave tortilla chips.






































































schofield scale
schofield ratingsubstance
15,000,000-16,000,000pure capsaicin
8,600,000-9,100,000various capsaicinoids [eg. homocapsaicin, homodihydrocapsaicin, nordihydrocapsaicin]
2,000,000-5,300,000standard US grade pepper spray
855,000-1,050,000naga jolokia
350,000-580,000red savina habanero
100,000-350,000habanero, scotch bonnet, datil, rocoto, jamaican hot pepper, african birdseye, madame jeanette
50,000-100,000thai pepper, malagueta, chiltepin, pequin
30,000-50,000cayenne, ají, tabasco, some chipotle peppers
10,000-23,000serrano, some chipotle peppers
2,500-8,000jalapeño, guajillo, varieties of anaheim, paprika
500-2,500anaheim, poblano, rocotillo
100-500pimento, pepperoncini
0no discernible heat: bell pepper, doritos extreme chili heatwave tortilla chips

30 January 2009

what's in a name?

chilli, chille, chile or chili? - what's in a name?

when i was registering a domain for this fantastic and informative site, i pondered many a choice of name and many a spelling of the word, before finally settling on 'chili'.

the purist in me leaned towards using 'chile' since this is the authentic spanish version of the word. however 'chile' in english is so strongly associated with the country of that name, that i reckoned most folks would think the domain was some kind of plug for the south american tourist industry. so i decided to adopt the anglicised version 'chili', which always refers to the luvverly peppers.

any spelling with a double 'L' was right out as that would be pronounced 'cheel-yay' - which is just 'sta-yoopid!'

16 January 2009

coming soon

oh yeah!